Haven't had a quiz in awhile.

I'm not sure where the Dixie comes in - evidently even the south in southern california is south enough...

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English

15% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

feeling.... faint... need.... yarn....

I am crawling towards the oasis of yarn, parched for its soothing refreshment, when WHAM! works shotblocks me. All I want is to curl up in front of the TV with some WIP in hand, but no, I'm IMing with our CEO at midnight.

I'm in by 9, out by 1 (am). When I come home at 8, it's like a vacation. It's so stressful that I wake up every morning puking from nerves. My husband doesn't know whether to be terrified that I'm pregnant or terrified that I'm going to have a heart attack. I can't hold anything down, can't eat anything, can't think straight. It's like being in a car accident in slow-motion for 12 ours a day. I'm exhausted, absolutely drained, bBut we're buying a new house, and I can't afford to quit.

I write adwords ads in my sleep.